You Got Old

Both:

Old, old, you got old

Robbie (Spoken):

Spell it!

Jonathon (Spoken):

Y O L A N A N A Oh shut up (Robbie laughs)

Robbie:

Just gaze upon me, I'm a man in my prime

Jonathon (Spoken):

You old git!

Robbie Williams:

Made distingush smelling divine

Jonathon (Spoken):

Really?

Jonathon:

You need and eye in to get rid of those lines

Robbie:

Hey look who's talking pot kettle, kettle pot

Jonathon:

The bossa novar is out of your league

Robbie (Spoken):

The bossiv what?

Jonathon:

Two minutes standing, and you got fatigue

Robbie:

Get off your soapbox, your nose gonna bleed

Both:

'
Cause you got old!

Jonathon (Spoken):

Come on Grandad, keep up

Robbie (Spoken):

Oh, I don't think I can!

Robbie:

I think I'm cool enough to jive with the kids

Jonathon:

That shipped has sailed

Robbie:

I'm only express and you're on the scales

Jonathon:

That train had derailed

Robbie:

I'm on the brink of something bigger than big

Jonathon:

Like one epic fail

Both:

Easy popsy, where's your zimmer, close your mouth, your celevating

Jonathon:

You know there's ladies that think I'm a hunk (Robbie laughs)

Robbie:

Are they religious 'cause your hair's like a monk

Both:

Just keep your clothes on since everything shrunk

Cause you got old

Jonathon:

I meant to ask you did it come in the mail?

Robbie (Spoken):

What?

Jonathon:

Your telegram from the Queen

Robbie (Spoken):

Novalex

Robbie:

Are you wearing those teeth in for the Doc

Jonathon:

Then I'll tell you the truth

But you forgettin'

Robbie (Spoken):

Ahh..

Jonathon:

The rumour is you keep your teeth in a jar

Robbie:

You're going somewhere, but not going far

Both:

Reach for the oxygen and best take a car

Cause you got old

Robbie (Spoken):

Right then, let me give this a try

Jonathon (Spoken):

Go on then, off ya go

Robbie:

Y O U O L G G W A T I

Don't wanna tell you now this sortive thing (Jonathon laughs)

(Instrumental Break)

Robbie:

I've seen you clinging to the days of your youth

Jonathon:

Now, you're going grey at the gooth

Robbie (Spoken):

Yes, distal def

Jonathon (Spoken):

Whatever

Robbie:

And people say you're just as old as you feel, well you're pretty cool

Jonathon (Spoken):

Hey, you think?

Robbie:

Hypothermic

Jonathon:

If you still got it, then I need a shrink

Robbie:

You solve the mystery of the one missing link

Both:

You brush your hair and find it all in the sink

Cause you...

Got...

Old...

We got old

We got old

We got old

Jonathon (Spoken):

Ah I don't feel very good

Robbie (Spoken):

Oh keep going you fool! (Jonathon laughs)