Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)






One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven

Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven

Twelve, thirteen, start your age

Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, the pubic stage

Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum

Let me get off the virgin before I cum

Pick up my pants and thump and thump

I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some

Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum

I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a

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Specially when the hoochie's on birth control-a

Lift her up just like a pick-up truck

Then I sat her down and we started to fuck

Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo

I hope this time I don't make a cookie

Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie

Two from the Greg Nice from the old school

But bullshit, I ain't no fool, 'cause






Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)






Well, I say... Extra! Extra!

Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya

I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it

The Big Daddy law is anti-faggot

That means no homosexuality

What's in my pants'll make you see reality

And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova

Bend over!

Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads

The K-A-N-E'll go the whole nine yards

There's no time for coversation my dear

(Ohh!) Is all I wanna hear

So let's make a move, as I get smooth

Cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe

I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!"

Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy, but they look sloppy

So imitators that wanna step to a

Brother like me, lick my manure






Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)






I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo

And when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Ho

But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E

And if you girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee

I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree

That when it comes to pimpin' hoes, it ain't easy

First name, Smooth, last name, B

When I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly

I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg

And when I take off my clothes, then I form a third leg

They rub it with oils and suck it with ice

Now I'm sweating, my mind is in paradise






Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)






Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein'

Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'

Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'

Right in front of me, hmm, not even knowin'

A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty

Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie"

Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams

From my eyesight that was what it seemed

I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"

To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi

Hi, hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you

I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you

How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"

I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"

So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder

Went for Tootie 'cause the girl was much older

East to the Benz, I slowly walked

Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk

Sex in my mind, I was sure of it

I wanted to tax that ass like the government






Anything goes when it comes to hoes, because

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, because

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)






Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --

Bitch better have my money